Quixjote Nova ~ Still Alive!

Wait, Quixjote actually posting in a war thread?  Is the world ending? Eh, I poke Arkard and toss a pillow at anyone in the way.

I answer your poke with a kick to the crotch. And I shoot everyone else in the foot.

(Hehe, I knew you could not resist a war...)
"Kick to the crotch?  Really?" Asks Quixjote maliciously as he rolls over Arkard's foot as he is getting ready to shoot the other War-ites.  Oddly enough the area still seems empty...

Quixjote glances over at Arkard, "Where is everyone?  Are we not crazy enough for them?"

"We're too crazy for them!" Arkard responds as he pounds nails into Quixjote's wheels.

"It's possible... But I have always found at least with our group that Crazy-ness tends to prevail!"

Quixjote looks at his wheels... "Well, now... whatever am I going to do with these?"

He looks around for a suitable replacement for his treads.

Arkard nails all of Quixjote's spare wheels to the roof and laughs.

Who said anything about replacement wheels? I just said that I was looking for a suitable replacement. ;)  :twisted:

Quixjote quickly disappears into an underground bunker... to return shortly

Arkard Superglues the bunker's door shut and wires it with explosives.

Sonoko sits patiently on a nearby rock waiting for the massive explosion.  Bored from waiting too long Sonoko super glues Arkard's head to the bunker door.  She goes back to waiting for the exciting explosion.   

Arkard pries his head off of the door with a crowbar. He then throws a land mine right under Sonoko's rear end as she is sitting down. He also goes back to waiting for the exciting explosion.

Sonoko is totally shocked that Arkard would even think of putting a land mine under her rear end. 
She super glues the land mine, crowbar and Arkard's head to the rock she was sitting on.  She waits to see if Arkard's brains blow up.

(Sorry for any spelling errors.  I'm laughing too hard to type!)

Arkard headbutts Sonoko with the landmine-crowbar contraption. Luckily, Arkard's skull is so thick that he is only knocked unconscious for about five seconds by the explosion.

Sonoko is knocked unconscious by Arkard's majorly thick head and not the crowbar/landmine.  She kicks him in the butt and sues him for emotional damage. 

She decides Quixjote must have croaked in the underground bunker since he has been there since last year!!!

Arkard brings Johnny Cochran back to life and hires him to counter-sue Sonoko in order to pay for his hospital bills. He then decides to nuke Quixjote's bunker.

Sonoko feels helpful today and proceeds to help Arkard NUKE Quixjote's bunker.  Oh, woops, she nuked Arkard instead.

As a result of being exposed to nuclear radiation, Arkard grows a third arm. Arkard's lawyer adds another million dollars on to the lawsuit brought against Sonoko as a result.

Sonoko agrees to pay the amount required to amputate Arkard's third arm, but refuses to pay the million dollars.  She nukes Arkard's attorney instead (who should be dead anyway!).  LOL

Johnny Cochran, as a result of being undead, survives the nuclear blast with little more than a patch of skin missing from his little finger to show for it. Arkard takes his amputated third arm and hits Sonoko over the head with it. While she is dazed, Arkard steals her wallet and runs up massive bills on her credit cards by going out to eat at fancy restaurants.

Apparently Arkard did not know Sonoko sold his amputated third arm to all the fancy restaurants as meat!   
Sonoko throws Phoenix Down on Johnny Cochran.  We ALL know what that does to the undead!  LOL

Arkard suddenly remembers why that meatloaf he had last night tasted familiar. He gets sick and throws up on Sonoko. Johnny Cochran lets out a very loud, soulless scream as he dies, which causes Sonoko to temporarily lose her hearing.

Sonoko, now hearing impaired, starts gagging as Arkard pukes on her.  Alas, 'tis just too much for Sonoko...she pukes on Arkard's head.  The two are now know as The Vomit Twins.  Sonoko wishes she was smelling impaired instead of hearing.   :P

Arkard shoves his vomit-covered head under Sonoko's nose, making sure she gets an extra-strong dose of the smell.