The New War

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

As a result of being exposed to nuclear radiation, Arkard grows a third arm. Arkard's lawyer adds another million dollars on to the lawsuit brought against Sonoko as a result.

[Sonoko]

Sonoko agrees to pay the amount required to amputate Arkard's third arm, but refuses to pay the million dollars.  She nukes Arkard's attorney instead (who should be dead anyway!).  LOL

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

Johnny Cochran, as a result of being undead, survives the nuclear blast with little more than a patch of skin missing from his little finger to show for it. Arkard takes his amputated third arm and hits Sonoko over the head with it. While she is dazed, Arkard steals her wallet and runs up massive bills on her credit cards by going out to eat at fancy restaurants.

[Sonoko]

Apparently Arkard did not know Sonoko sold his amputated third arm to all the fancy restaurants as meat!   
Sonoko throws Phoenix Down on Johnny Cochran.  We ALL know what that does to the undead!  LOL

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

Arkard suddenly remembers why that meatloaf he had last night tasted familiar. He gets sick and throws up on Sonoko. Johnny Cochran lets out a very loud, soulless scream as he dies, which causes Sonoko to temporarily lose her hearing.

[Sonoko]

Sonoko, now hearing impaired, starts gagging as Arkard pukes on her.  Alas, 'tis just too much for Sonoko...she pukes on Arkard's head.  The two are now know as The Vomit Twins.  Sonoko wishes she was smelling impaired instead of hearing.  

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

Arkard shoves his vomit-covered head under Sonoko's nose, making sure she gets an extra-strong dose of the smell.