WAR!!!!!

[Dusty Star]

You know the drill girls.....the rules are have fun and don't kill without the character's permission

We start our story with a small monkey sitting on a beach. His entire body is covered in a black suite made of unidentified material. Dark glasses cover his eyes and the only movement is the speed of his fingers as they run across the keys on the laptop perched on a rock near him. Bleeps chime in time with the waves as each new file is loaded to his hard-drive. The little pirate giggled with glee as he stoled from the "government" in his peaceful manner......


your turn

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Wrong spot. Moving thread.

[Dusty Star]

thanks, wasn't sure where to put it

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

Off in the distance, the sounds of moaning, shuffling feet, and disco music can be heard.

[Sonoko]

Matsumoto, the samurai, gripped his katana.  The sounds of moaning, shuffling feet, and disco music could only mean trouble.

[Sonoko]

Matsumoto sits by the fire, eating rice and drinking sake.  A day passes. The anticipated zombies never appear. He becomes annoyed and goes off in search of a mythical computer monkey.  The monkey's noisy giggling makes him easy to find. Mats draws his katana...

((Dusty, your monkey is about to lose his head.  Your call.))

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

The monkey and the samurai once again hear the sounds of disco music, shuffling feet, and moaning. Suddenly, a horde of zombies wearing bell-bottoms and afros comes out of the bushes. The three zombies nearest to the monkey and the samurai attempt to bite both of them while sizing them up for funky shirts and bell-bottoms.

[Dusty Star]

The pirate monkey calmly slides his laptop into the black pack on his back, ducks the sword slicing the air above his head and runs off down the beach, knowing full well the disco zombies will follow. *Giggles*

[pvande]

Unfortunately, with his head turned to watch the zombie's chosen path, the monkey runs headlong into a passerby.  The diminutive man he'd run into tucked into a roll and stood up again in one seamless motion, before offering the monkey his assistance.

[Sonoko]

Before the monkey makes his escape, Matsumoto dumps the last of his sake on the monkey's tail as his katana shortens a few afros. He chases after the monkey, with a few funky shirts in his pack. 

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

The disco zombie horde starts slowly following the monkey and the samurai. If you listen closely, you can hear them moaning words like "groovy" and some strange form of "Stayin' Alive."

[Sonoko]

Matsumoto liked the Bee Gees.  He decided it was time to get down and groove.  He glued I love Nixon mini-posters on the zombies' funky shirts while throwing rice balls at the diminutive man.

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

The disco zombies continue dancing, this time to "It's raining men." A zombie Hubert Humphrey slowly shuffles around, taking away all of the Nixon posters while a zombie George Wallace slowly, yet angrily shuffles towards the samurai.

[pvande]

Almost as if taking a cue from the zombies, the vertically challenged wanderer began a gracefully ballet (synchronized to the zombie's staggering dance).  One by one, the starchy projectiles flew harmlessly by, occasionally being popped skyward where they would explode like miniature white fireworks.

[Arkard the Mad Science Experiment!]

Five of the zombies take offense at being mimicked, and they turn and vomit on the stranger before attempting to devour him. A sixth zombie slowly shuffles towards the others while dragging a clothing rack full of disco shirts and bell-bottoms to dress the stranger in.