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« on: November 09, 2009, 01:41:20 PM » |
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Wait, Quixjote actually posting in a war thread? Is the world ending? Eh, I poke Arkard and toss a pillow at anyone in the way.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 07:15:08 PM » |
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(Hehe, I knew you could not resist a war...)
"Kick to the crotch? Really?" Asks Quixjote maliciously as he rolls over Arkard's foot as he is getting ready to shoot the other War-ites. Oddly enough the area still seems empty...
Quixjote glances over at Arkard, "Where is everyone? Are we not crazy enough for them?"
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« Last Edit: November 10, 2009, 06:15:15 PM by Quixjote »
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 07:39:41 PM » |
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"It's possible... But I have always found at least with our group that Crazy-ness tends to prevail!"
Quixjote looks at his wheels... "Well, now... whatever am I going to do with these?"
He looks around for a suitable replacement for his treads.
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2009, 08:17:27 AM » |
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Who said anything about replacement wheels? I just said that I was looking for a suitable replacement.  :twisted: Quixjote quickly disappears into an underground bunker... to return shortly |
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 06:36:48 PM » |
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Sonoko sits patiently on a nearby rock waiting for the massive explosion. Bored from waiting too long Sonoko super glues Arkard's head to the bunker door. She goes back to waiting for the exciting explosion.
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 10:17:52 PM » |
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Arkard pries his head off of the door with a crowbar. He then throws a land mine right under Sonoko's rear end as she is sitting down. He also goes back to waiting for the exciting explosion.
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Here's my plan: Go down there, kick ass, save everyone. Sound good?
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 04:45:49 AM » |
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Sonoko is totally shocked that Arkard would even think of putting a land mine under her rear end.
She super glues the land mine, crowbar and Arkard's head to the rock she was sitting on. She waits to see if Arkard's brains blow up.
(Sorry for any spelling errors. I'm laughing too hard to type!)
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 12:53:56 PM » |
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Arkard headbutts Sonoko with the landmine-crowbar contraption. Luckily, Arkard's skull is so thick that he is only knocked unconscious for about five seconds by the explosion.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2010, 09:24:22 AM » |
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Sonoko is knocked unconscious by Arkard's majorly thick head and not the crowbar/landmine. She kicks him in the butt and sues him for emotional damage.
She decides Quixjote must have croaked in the underground bunker since he has been there since last year!!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2010, 03:36:42 PM » |
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Arkard brings Johnny Cochran back to life and hires him to counter-sue Sonoko in order to pay for his hospital bills. He then decides to nuke Quixjote's bunker.
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 11:02:50 AM » |
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Sonoko feels helpful today and proceeds to help Arkard NUKE Quixjote's bunker. Oh, woops, she nuked Arkard instead.
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